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Computer Hackers 2020 -Feature Film Whole Movie

Backstory and Introduction

  • Students are called to meet in the auditorium at 2pm.

  • Luxury condos are advertised for a future tour.

"Attention students. Meet in the auditorium today at 2pm."

"Luxury condos available soon. Schedule a tour next week."

CPS schools closure and the need for a solution

  • CPS schools have been closed for over a year due to contract disputes and budget cuts.

  • Parents and students are eager for a solution.

  • Tech giant Larry Allen is introducing his solution, Schoolnet, which aims to revolutionize education.

"CPS schools have been closed for more than a year due to contract disputes and budget cuts. Parents and students are eager for a solution."

"Tech giant Larry Allen is rolling out his much anticipated solution to this year-long standstill. Meet Schoolnet!"

Controversy surrounding Schoolnet

  • The now defunct Chicago Teachers Union views Schoolnet as a big corporate takeover.

  • Critics believe that Schoolnet cares more about profit than the well-being of children.

  • Schoolnet is heavily criticized for devaluing education by relying too much on technology.

"Remaining members of the now defunct Chicago Teachers Union are calling this announcement one of the biggest corporate takeovers in modern history."

"They don't care about these kids. All they care about is the bottom line - money. Oh, kids come and sit on a toilet all day with your fancy headset on and just sit there drooling and pissing on yourself all day."

Larry Allen's offer to Nia

  • Nia's hacking skills are recognized by Larry Allen.

  • Larry Allen offers Nia a job at Schoolnet as a white hat hacker.

"You are a very impressive young woman. I mean, I was able to sit through some of the code you used to hack our announcement. I mean, it was like poetry."

"How would you like to work for us and actually get paid for this kind of stuff?"

Nia's excitement and decision

  • Nia is excited about the job offer and the opportunity to work at Schoolnet.

  • She plans to go to the office to learn more about the company before making a decision.

"Great! Okay, that's awesome. I'm in!"

"I'm gonna send a car for you on Monday, and we will meet then. Thank you so much."

Nia shares the news with her friend Lily

  • Nia excitedly tells Lily about the job offer.

  • Lily is skeptical and dismissive of Schoolnet and the job offer.

"So uh, I got pulled into Meyer's office today, and we were like live chatting this Schoolnet dude. I mean, Myers was [ __ ], but the Schoolnet dude was actually kind of chill."

"That dude sucks. I mean, okay, I haven't even accepted the job offer yet. I'm not just gonna give up a free phone."

"You're going, right? Oh yeah, yeah, I'm totally going. Take this; it'll trick the drones."

Sam shows Nia around Schoolnet

  • Sam, another Schoolnet employee, gives Nia a tour of the workplace.

  • Nia is impressed by the advanced technology and setup at Schoolnet.

"This is the red room. As you can see, we have a pretty freaking dope setup in here."

"What do you think? This is cool as hell."

Nia meets Larry Allen and learns about the library of Alexandria

  • Nia meets Larry Allen, the founder of Schoolnet.

  • Larry Allen introduces her to the concept of the Library of Alexandria, emphasizing the importance of knowledge.

"So excited to have you on board for Schoolnet."

"Welcome to the Library of Alexandria in Egypt. This place housed thousands of papyrus scrolls of stories, research, mathematical equations, and scientific theories. If you wanted to know something, this was the place to go."

Nia receives an exciting offer

  • Nia receives an offer from someone, possibly named Mr. Allen, and is prompted to take a look at it.

"Here, take a look at this offer."

Nia and Larry discuss the new Nebula device

  • Larry shows Nia the promised Nebula device, expressing excitement about it.

  • Larry mentions that he also has a Nebula device.

"Is that Nebula as promised? Oh dude, the new Nebula! These things are so dope. Check it out, Larry got me one too."

Nia discovers credits on her Nebula

  • Larry informs Nia that she has around 300 credits on her Nebula device to use each week.

  • Nia is encouraged to have fun and use the credits however she wants.

"If you look on your Nebula, you'll see you have about 300 in credits to use for whatever you want each week. So go wild, have fun!"

Nia receives praise from Mr. Allen

  • Nia expresses gratitude to Mr. Allen, who mentions that the offer Nia received is amazing.

  • Mr. Allen assures Nia that anything she needs, she can let them know, as they are happy to have her on the team.

"No, this offer is amazing. Thank you so much, Mr. Allen."

"Anything you need, Nia, let us know. We're just so happy to have you on the team."

Discussion about retail potty

  • Larry explains that retail potty is an act of protest where dissatisfied customers defecate in stores.

  • He compares this behavior to that of primates in a zoo acting up.

"No, it's absolutely a thing. If you look it up on your phone, like retail poop or retail potty, people do it when they're very upset with customer service. They take it upon themselves to be like, 'How can I act up in the store?' Oh, I don't know, like a primate in the zoo. 'I will use my own bodily function in protest.'"

Nia and Larry take a selfie

  • Nia and Larry decide to take a selfie together.

"Hey, let's take a selfie."

Larry comments on Nia's appearance in the selfie

  • Larry praises Nia's appearance in the selfie, stating that she looks good.

"Oh my god, it looks good. That's a good look."

Nia's ride arrives

  • Nia's ride, possibly a car service like Lift, arrives to pick her up.

"Your ride is here."

Larry and Nia discuss getting some food

  • Larry comments on Nia double-fisting and suggests getting some food.

  • Larry mentions a classic Vietnamese soup called pho and shares his personal favorite.

  • Larry assumes Nia doesn't eat meat, but Nia corrects him, stating that she does.

"Hey, you double-fisting. What? Oh, yeah, hey, you want to get some pho?"

"It's this classic Vietnamese soup. It's so good. It's got like rice noodles, veggies. My personal favorite is the beef one, but you probably don't eat meat, right?"

"I eat meat."

"Yeah, I know what pho is. Perfect. Yeah, so I'll see you later. Sweet. Hey, I'll save you a fortune cookie."

Nia's ride arrives again

  • Nia's ride, possibly the same car service like Lift, arrives again.

"Your ride is here."

Nia's ride with Lift

  • Nia is welcomed by Lift and informed that it is the safest and most affordable driverless car service available.

  • Nia is encouraged to download the Lift app and informed about a playlist created specifically for her.

"Welcome, Nia. Thank you for riding with Lift. A Lift is the safest and most affordable driverless car service available. Download the A-Lift app and listen to a playlist we made just for you."

A-Lift values customers

  • The importance of customers to A-Lift is emphasized.

"We value customers."

A sponsored report on Schoolnet

  • A news anchor introduces a sponsored report on Schoolnet, a virtual reality education system.

  • The report highlights that Schoolnet is a simulated environment where students can explore, learn, and earn a high school diploma.

  • Some students and parents express positive opinions about Schoolnet.

"Good morning, Chicago, and thank you for tuning in. We have an exclusive sponsored report brought to you by Schoolnet. After a year of failed negotiations, students in Chicago are finally back in school, but these classrooms might not be what you expect. Schoolnet is a virtual reality education system, a simulated environment where students can explore, learn, and ultimately earn a high school diploma. We met with several students and parents to see how this new program is going."

"Yeah, it's great. I really mean, I like it. She likes it, right? She holds it. She...we like it. Just give it to me, I don't care, whatever."

"Alright, let's go. I'm all for it. I mean, I think this is great. Like, the friends I've made on here are way better than the ones in real life."

Concerns about hacking and misuse of Schoolnet

  • The news report mentions that a handful of students are misusing or hacking Schoolnet's hardware.

  • Schoolnet is planning to establish an alternative center for troubled students to provide them with help in a safe and secure environment.

"Most students are enjoying their free VR headsets, while others are abusing this generous privilege provided by Schoolnet. Recent data shows that a handful of students are misusing and/or hacking the hardware. To ensure that all students can safely and securely get an education, Schoolnet is building an alternative center where troubled students will get the help they need in a safe and secure environment."

"This has me worried, quite frankly. They have to be worried a lot. This is a breach of security. It's not just some kind of silly prank. This is probably terrorism. I know this isn't the first time that a hack like this has happened. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's definitely terrorism. We gotta be strong on this."

"Look, you can see us in the background. Loki, you need to be more low-key."

"I'm just excited that we're on TV too. No, no, no. But like, in general,

Nia's Contribution to Civilization

  • Nia Anderson is praised for her positive contributions to civilization.

  • She is considered the "dopest white hat hacker" and is regarded as a rebel for her ability to change the world.

"Glad you're on board Neil, great job. Congratulations to the dopest white hat hacker to ever live and my best friend, Nia Anderson. Nia, you're contributing to civilization in a positive way."

Concerns about Ads

  • The speaker expresses concerns about the lack of serving ads on the platform.

  • They mention that previous mediums such as print, digital, and video were successful because they could effectively segment their audience and serve ads.

  • The speaker emphasizes the importance of serving ads to maintain the platform's success.

"However, the three things those mediums did that you're not doing is that they served the freaking ad. If you're not serving an ad, you're worse than printing your paper without text on it. So let's figure out what we're not serving any ads."

Ad Problem

  • There is an issue with the platform not showing any ads.

  • The speaker apologizes for the problem and assures that it will be taken care of.

"I'm sorry, okay? We'll definitely take care of that."

Frustration with Ads and Song

  • Kyle expresses frustration with the ad problem and mentions not wanting to sing a song that requires a lot of energy.

  • Kyle's frustration leads him to turn off the song that was playing.

"How about a song? Can you make up a song? This uses a lot of energy, and I don't want to do it, damn it. I'll turn it off. Song sucks."

Feeling Bummed Out

  • The group expresses feeling down and suggests protesting or engaging in destructive actions.

  • They share ideas of using drugs or setting things on fire as a form of protest.

"I'm just feeling so bummed out lately. You know, it's just awful. Every day, it's worse. I can't shake it. It's like it's so bleak. We should protest. We should get out there on the streets and fight. Or we can just find those things and smash them. Yeah."

Concern for Safety and Toxic Relationships

  • Nia expresses concern about her friend Mia's mother, fearing that she may be toxic and could potentially harm Mia.

  • She worries about both Mia's emotional and physical well-being.

"I'm worried about your mother. She doesn't really mean. I'm worried about you too, Nia. You and I are both rebels, but we know how to channel that energy. This stuff, it's just crazy."

Job Satisfaction and Boredom

  • Mia expresses that her job is going well and the money is good, but she is starting to find it boring.

"Works alright. Money's great. Starting to get a little boring though."

"Yeah, my work. There's this dude Ralph and he always…"

Concerns about Hacks and Hacking at Work

  • The group discusses how they are not receiving the same information about the hacks at work.

  • They worry about the consequences of being associated with hacking and express concern about their parents' reactions.

"This looks bad. They sent that message to all of us. Me, Paulo, Louisa. I've never seen anything about any of this at work."

"My dad is gonna be so pissed, and he's already so paranoid."

"My cousin Summer was caught with weed three years ago, and he's still not allowed in the house."

"I almost got so sick when I heard them call our hacks terrorist attacks on the news."

Concern for Mia's Safety

  • Nia expresses her worry about Mia's safety and the potential harm she may face from her toxic mother.

  • The group wants to ensure Mia's safety and advises her to consider relocating.

"I want you to consider relocating. There are state-of-the-art condos located in this building, and I reserved one for you rent-free."

"I don't really think that you're going to be 18 in less than a month. This is an opportunity for you to be free."

"Well, I'll help you consider the offer and start packing your things. I have to go, be safe."

Frustration with Ads Blocked by Hackers

  • The hackers are frustrated because their ads are being blocked by hackers.

  • They highlight the impact this has on ad revenue and the need to address the issue.

"It's these computer hackers. They sit at home and then they mess with our ad."

"The ads aren't letting the ads themselves play. Why do you have ad stop on the sets, Larry?"

"Larry, I'm not doing it. Come on. It's these computer hackers. They sit at home and then they mess with our ad."

"If the kids aren't seeing the ads, it ain't gonna matter, buddy."

Introduction

  • The characters discuss the significance of the situation and reassure each other that they have it under control.

  • Larry Allen, who appears to be a key figure, is mentioned.

  • There is mention of hiring individuals like the CIA for some purpose.

"It's not a big deal you're making a bigger deal out of this than it needs to be. We got it covered Larry, why don't we just hire them, you know like the CIA and that fake chex guy."

The Alternative Center

  • A concept called the "Alternative Center" is introduced, which is a system program controlled by Larry Allen.

  • The Alternative Center is programmed to understand rules and orders, and anything outside of those rules is considered a threat.

  • Larry Allen will go to great lengths to maintain control over Schoolnet.

  • The characters mention that there is one Alternative Center that is working well, while the others are more difficult.

"This is the alternative center, it has one purpose: control a system program to understand rules and order, and the things that Larry Allen programmed it to understand. Anything outside of these rules, this order, this programming is considered a threat."

Larry Allen's Control

  • The characters express concern over Larry Allen's actions and his desire to maintain control over Schoolnet.

  • They mention that Larry Allen would do anything to maintain control, including resorting to extreme measures.

  • The characters mention the possibility of fighting back against Larry Allen and transforming the machine from within.

"Larry Allen will do just about anything to maintain control of Schoolnet... Stop, David! Stop the simulation! ... Will you help us fight the machine, transform it from within?"

Discussing Engagement

  • The characters discuss a lack of engagement from the students using the Schoolnet system.

  • They mention that the students don't know how to use the controllers and propose a solution inspired by the game "Pocket Man" (similar to Pokemon Go).

  • The idea is to introduce a competitive element and reward system to motivate the students to learn the controls.

"Let's talk engagement. It's two and a half months in and the kids don't even know how to use the goddamn controllers... Why don't you just do like Pocket Man? Give them something to collect and reward them... yeah, it's real simple, just give them something to collect and reward them with some... coins at first, right? Free coins, no problem."

Creating a Reward System

  • The characters continue discussing the reward system idea.

  • They mention the possibility of offering in-app purchases and product downloads to earn more coins.

  • The characters emphasize the need for good ideas from Larry Allen.

"You're on them! The coins at first, right? Free coins, no problem... More coins with... chicken in your store... downloading your app. Larry, you really gotta count on us for all the good ideas."

The Pocket Man Tournament Announcement

  • Schoolnet makes an announcement about launching a new program called "Pocket Man 4000" and a tournament for it.

  • The announcement mentions the prizes for the tournament, including a cash prize, free rides, and a comedy-type "Pocket Master" title.

  • The characters express their excitement and skepticism about the new program and its resemblance to Pokemon.

"Schoolnet is launching a new program called Pocket Man 4000... Spoon is hosting a Pocket Man 4000 tournament... The third-place winner receives a brand new Nebula, second place receives a year of free rides through Lift, and the first-place winner receives a four-thousand-dollar cash prize and the coveted title of Pocket Master."

Pirates of the Broadcast

  • The characters discuss the opportunity to pirate a broadcast of the tournament's victory speech.

  • They mention the challenges and risks involved, as the organizers are cautious about cheating.

  • The characters realize they have limited resources and brainstorm a plan involving Nia, who is grounded.

"Hey, wait, wait, wait! The winner gets to do a victory speech. If we can pirate that broadcast, we can show it to everyone... We're totally gonna get caught, they're all worked up about kids cheating because of the prizes and stuff... That's still more than us... Nia's gotta be in the office, and that's out... Oh, not that. Did they get her? No, she's just grounded."

Stickers and Cameras

  • The characters notice stickers on the cameras and discuss their purpose.

  • One character mentions that the stickers make the cameras sharper when removed.

  • They also mention seeing stickers everywhere, indicating some unknown phenomenon.

  • The characters mention a person named Lily who seems too busy for them.

"Why are there stickers? Like, I see these stickers everywhere, they're all over my cameras... When you take the sticker off, it like cleans the gunk... I never see you anymore... Can we not?"

Schoolnet's Big Day

  • The characters discuss the significance of the tournament for Schoolnet and its future.

  • They mention the number of kids signed up and the anticipated viewership.

  • There is a sense of excitement and the belief that this event will showcase Schoolnet as the future of education.

"Today is a pivotal day for Schoolnet... We have over 5,000 kids signed up for this tournament and anticipate close to half a million people watching... This means we need to be vigilant... Anything less than perfection will be a failure for Schoolnet."

Larry Allen's Pep Talk

  • Larry Allen, the CEO of Schoolnet, addresses the crowd and builds excitement for the tournament.

  • He emphasizes the importance of following the rules and warns against cheating or manipulating the code.

  • The characters express their support for Schoolnet and Larry Allen's vision.

"Schoolnet is proud to present the moments you've all been waiting for... The largest online educational tournament ever... Any attempts to manipulate, hack, or modify the code will immediately disqualify you from the tournament... Schoolnet is a great company... When today is over, the world will recognize this is the future of education."

Preparing for the Tournament

  • The characters prepare for the start of the tournament.

  • Larry Allen has a conversation with Kyle, mentioning the importance of the day for Schoolnet.

  • The characters discuss their eagerness to participate and their support for Larry Allen.

"Get your controllers because the battle's about to begin... Kyle, you there? Larry, what's happening?... Today is a really big day for Schoolnet... I just think I wanted somebody to talk to."

Conclusion

  • The characters prepare for the tournament, discussing potential strategies and concerns.

  • There is a sense of excitement and anticipation for the upcoming events.

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Round Six of the Pocket Man Cup

  • The competition is heating up in round six of the Pocket Man Cup.

  • Hundreds of students have been eliminated in the virtual battle.

  • Only one will win the title of Pocket Master.

"Things are really heating up in round six of the Pocket Man Cup."

Reminder: No Cheating Allowed

  • The competition organizers remind participants that using mods, hacks, or cheats will result in elimination.

  • Cheaters may also face further consequences.

"If you use mods, hacks, cheats, you will be eliminated from the competition and may face further consequences."

Technical Difficulties

  • Ralph is having trouble patching the video through his computer.

  • He lacks the necessary clearance to get it to work.

"I'm trying to patch the video through with Ralph's computer. I don't think he has the clearance."

Final Hour of the Competition

  • There are now only eight participants left in the competition.

  • This is the final hour, and the suspense is high.

"And then there were eight. This is the final hour. Who will be Pocket Master?"

Cyber Attack on Schoolnet

  • A Chicago company, Schoolnet, was the victim of a large cyber attack.

  • Ralph, an employee, was disturbed and afraid for his life.

  • Students and parents express their frustration and call for a do-over.

"Last night a Chicago company was the victim of one of the largest cyber terror attacks in history... Students and parents weigh in on their experience... They need to be punished now."

Schoolnet's Response to the Attack

  • CEO Larry Allen announces a new plan to address safety and security concerns.

  • Schoolnet will implement a state-of-the-art alternative center to deal with cyberattacks.

  • The company wants to ensure the safety of students and their privacy.

"Safety and security are very important to me... This week we will implement our new state-of-the-art alternative center designed specifically to deal with these disgusting cyber attacks."

Schoolnet's Data Collection Practices

  • Schoolnet has the ability to monitor and collect data on students' habits at any time.

  • They can then sell this data to advertisers.

  • The advertisers can target the same kids with ads based on their collected data.

"They can like look at the kids' habits at any time and collect all their data and then they can sell it back to advertisers... completely screwed up."

"I know they can do it completely legally... and then the advertisers buy ads to sell right back to those same kids."

The Fight Against Schoolnet

  • The group realizes the extent of Schoolnet's privacy invasion and decides to take action.

  • They are determined to fight back and protect the kids.

"We said we were gonna fight back... we can't let this just happen to them without any type of fight."

"We were never together... these friends that you've been hanging out with, these are terrorists."

"Y'all too much. Let's take my while with me... I did, you all the deal. Bye, okay bye."

Sam and the girl talk

  • Sam apologizes for something and the girl consoles him.

  • The girl compliments Sam, mentioning his attributes.

  • Sam expresses gratitude for the girl's friendship.

  • Sam assures the girl that he won't reveal their activities to Larry Allen.

"Thank you so much for saying that. I just don't know, I really like being your friend, Sam."

The Alternative Center and the Call to Action

  • The characters are in a place called the Alternative Center, where they have been for five days.

  • They have had their phones taken away and are wearing minimal clothes.

  • They discuss their frustration and desire to leave.

"Oh my god, I used to speak to my parents. I used to speak to a lawyer. Both very reasonable requests, and I haven't gotten to do either."

Historical Context of Labor Movements

  • The character describes the labor movements of the early 1900s.

  • Factory owners fired skilled workers and hired cheap laborers, leading to dangerous work conditions and low pay.

  • Many workers died, with one in three dying before the age of 25.

  • They took to the streets to demand better conditions, including bread for survival and roses for respect.

"People aren't dumb. They asked for schools, like for kids. They asked for a safer workplace. They asked for cash, and they got it."

Taking Action Against Schoolnet and Larry Allen

  • The character explains that they and their friends decided to take action against the system controlled by Gary Allen.

  • They hope enough people will share a video and change their profile pictures to gain support.

  • If successful, they believe Larry Allen will cave to their demands.

"And maybe things will get a little less shitty for everyone."

Doubts and Frustration

  • One character expresses doubt and frustration about the plan to fight back.

  • They question the feasibility and effectiveness of the actions taken.

"This is never gonna work. What the hell was she thinking?"

Disabling Tracking and Communication

  • The characters discuss the importance of disabling tracking mechanisms.

  • They realize that their devices are being used to track them.

"Why do you still have this on? This is how they're tracking us."

Confronting Authority and the Consequences

  • One character is physically restrained by authority figures.

  • They plead for help.

"Get off of me! Guys, please help!"

Questioning Authority's Actions

  • The character addresses the viewers, indicating that they should understand the wrongness of the authorities' actions.

  • They urge the viewers to consider the consequences of their actions.

"If you're watching this, you know this isn't right. Please, please, have enough."

Removing Larry Allen from Schoolnet

  • The character reveals that their father will take over as CEO of Schoolnet, replacing Larry Allen.

  • Larry Allen is being removed and will have no association or claim to Schoolnet.

"You're being removed from schoolnet. Removed."

New Opportunities and Offers

  • The character is offered the opportunity to take over as the new CTO (Chief Technology Officer) at Schoolnet.

  • They would be the youngest CTO at a company of this size.

"How would you like to take over for me as the new CTO? You would be the youngest CTO to ever work at a company this big."

"You know what a CTO is, right? It's the chief tech. I know what a CTO is, Sam."

A Bittersweet Conclusion

  • The character announces that they will be accepting the position of CTO at Schoolnet.

  • There is a sense of bittersweetness as they discuss the change in leadership and the end of the alternative center.

"You don't exist. You don't exist anymore."

Personal Address to Dad

  • The speaker expresses their excitement and pride for their dad, who has recently become the CEO at school.

  • They mention that the "Bazinski boys" (presumably a reference to themselves and their siblings) will be bringing new changes to the company.

  • The speaker suggests that these changes will make things more interesting or exciting.

"Dad, I want to address you personally. I am so stoked and proud of you for locking down that position of CEO at school. Now, as you can tell, the Bazinski boys are going to be bringing a lot of new changes to the company and things are going to start to look a lot more dope around here."

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